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20th-Apr-2008 12:25 am - Alan Shore
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Make Fun of Alan Shore.

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Alan Shore runs like a democrat.

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5th-Mar-2008 08:02 pm - Denny Crane
bedroom toys

Seems like I should be worth more than that... Denny Crane.
4th-Jan-2008 06:20 pm - Denny Crane. Sandwich.
You Are a Club Sandwich
You are have a big personality. It's hard for anyone to ignore you! You dream big. You think big. And you eat big. Some people consider you high maintenance, but you just know what you want... and when you want it. Your best friend: The Tuna Fish Sandwich Your mortal enemy: The Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
Big sandwich. Big name. Big man. Denny Crane.
18th-Dec-2007 10:43 pm - Doctors

I'm getting a pet scane tomorrow. Or was it a dog scan? I've had a cat scan... seems like dog should be next... why the funny animal names? Either way it's supposed to show how the mad cow is progressing better than the cat scan. But I don't like going into those picture tubes. Last time my watch stuck to the wall.... very uncomfortable. Should turn out alright though. I'm Denny Crane.

7th-Dec-2007 06:49 pm - Looking for some action
Bad ass
 I need some excitement in my life. Mayb I should make some calls. Where's that Karen Walker woman? Is her husband still locked up? Should that matter? I have a gun and more money (I think) and a bigger penis. I win. Where's her number?

Denny Crane.
15th-Nov-2007 06:32 pm - Thanksgiving

Denny Crane is spending Thanksgiving with Alan, his girlfriend, and Churchill. Her family will be there and Alan wants back-up. I wonder if her mother is attractive? Or if she has any sisters.... 

Denny Crane.
29th-Oct-2007 06:49 pm - Homeruns...
Bad ass
 Red Sox won the World Series. I should celebrate.... what's the number for that one-legged woman again?

Denny Crane.
28th-Oct-2007 03:10 pm - Halloween
Denny Alan friends
Halloween is coming. Firm is having its usual party. Need to talk to remember to discuss our costumes with Alan. I wonder if we'll dress to match this year...

Denny Crane.
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